Fat Bastard Auto

AUTO SEEDS > FAT BASTARD AUTO (GOLDMEMBER X MONKEY SPUNK X RUDERALIS) Fat Bastard Autoflower is a balanced mood elevator that hits happy first, then eases you into a mellow body glow. Effect profile is a cerebral uplift relaxing body calm. Headspace is clear, upbeat, social. Body feel is soothing without couchlock. THC is 25%+ for heavyweight potency, while the hybrid split keeps things steady rather than spacey. This also makes it great for creative sessions and post-work decompression, while also staying functional enough for daytime veterans.

WHAT IS FAT BASTARD AUTOFLOWER LIKE TO SMOKE?

Flavor is fruity citrus up front with sweet/skunky bass notes. The inhale is zesty and clean; the exhale is sugary-skunk that lingers in the best way. Terp vibe is lemon-lime peel, tropical candy, and a classic dank finish. The smoke is smooth when properly cured, while also carrying enough punch to remind you this strain means business.

HOW DO YOU GROW FAT BASTARD AUTOFLOWER SEEDS

Fat Bastard Auto is beginner-friendly and pro-approved. Genetics is Goldmember x Monkey Spunk x Ruderalis, so it is fast, sturdy, and consistent. Seed to harvest is 8-10 weeks. Indoors, aim for 18/6 light from start to finish; canopy distance management is your friend because the plant height is medium (100–150cm). Yield potential is 400–500gr/m² in dialed-in rooms. I recommend light LST only—autos like gentle hands—so bend, don’t break. Medium is airy coco or a well-drained soil mix. Feeding is moderate; push EC gradually in mid-flower. Keep temps around 24–26°C lights-on, and keep good airflow to stack those sugary colas. Outdoors in warm summers, run a mid-May start and you’re trimming before the weather turns.

BAG APPEAL

Bag appeal is chunky, resin-heavy flowers with a bright lime-green canvas, fiery pistils, and a thick sugar coat. Trichome coverage is “wow” in any light, while break-up is sticky and aromatic. Nose in the jar is citrus candy meets classic skunk, and it telegraphs potency before you even spark up.

WHY BUY FAT BASTARD AUTOFLOWER SEEDS?

This strain is the sweet spot: fast, strong, and easy. Potency is sky-high, flavor is memorable, and the effect is balanced for real-world use. Grow time is short, yields are reliable, and the genetics are proven. If you want a no-drama auto that looks elite, smokes elite, and finishes fast, Fat Bastard Autoflower is your move.